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Let’s answer your burning questions.
What are your skills?
Beyond hosting legendary themed dinner parties:
I'm a Brand Alchemist & Market Disruptor, building killer brands (from startups to much-needed refreshes) and crafting persuasive copy across everything – web, product, social, you name it. Think Copy Sorcerer meets Content Strategist Maestro, orchestrating engaging content that converts, from social buzz to insightful thought leadership.
I sweat the details too: SEO, PR whispers, even making your internal comms not suck.
Bottom line: I make brands sing and messages land.
Ready to add some magic (and maybe get invited to my next dinner party)? Let's talk.
Do you have experience in B2B, B2C, or B2B2C?
All of the above, actually. I’ve also worked across several rigorous industries, including: fintech, real estate, mortgage brokerage, CPG, skincare, aeronautics, higher education, private equity, investment banking, insurance, AI creation, SaaS, and app development to name a few.
Have you written thought leadership or managed social/digital/comms calendars?
I sure have. Several different magazines, blogs, sites, and catalogs have published my work. I’ve usually have a hand in all content strat and distro, too. Find a taste in the Work section of this site or ask me for a sample.
Should I hire you?
This feels too easy.
But, yes.
Are you a technical proofreader?
While I am an Oxford comma fangirl, creative strategy and brand building is my jam. However, part of that gig is knowing more about grammar, punctuation, and sentence structure than the average bear.
How do you do it?
A mixture of humor, joy, and cutting skepticism.
What makes you a good coworker?
I’m a people person who cares about others feeling seen, heard, and safe. However that looks, I’m there for it.
What's your perfect creative situation?
Unlimited sparkling water, coworkers willing to collaborate, answer questions, and share a laugh.
Are you a braggadocio?
While it’s fun to say ‘braggadocio,’ I don’t care who gets credit for work as long as the work gets done and we did our best. Along the way, I’ll encourage youand surrounding teams to chase joy while getting good work done.
What are you like on a road trip?
I'm a big fan of stumbling into inside jokes, sharing snacks and family secrets, playing car games, and starting mutually agreed upon sing-a-longs. I'm also always here for an old-fashioned heart-to-heart.
Are you a good gift giver?
YES! I am a fan of showing appreciation with a well-thought out gift — or something completely silly.
What do you do in your free time?
I paint, make fake cake art (@FauxfettiCakeClub) and perform improv comedy around Chicago. I also am an avid reader and reality TV enthusiast.
What are your favorite words?
Thank you. I’ve been waiting for you to ask. I have an affinity for:
+ abominable
+ aplomb
+ mellifluous
Tell me something about yourself that has nothing to do with writing.
I named my two cats after West Wing characters, CJ and Toby.
You didn't answer my query. What gives?
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